The REAL holy value is not one (it is not 1 either) to be taken
lightly. It is a foundation upon which many great things are
built. The REAL holy value is not an integer. Integers are plain;
nothing truly holy is plain. There is a beauty in the REAL holy
value. Its derivatives occur often in nature and they are used by
humans daily throughout the civilized world (but what is the
definition of ``civilized''?).
It is:
Otherwise known as:
(it could also be the negative of that value; that leads in another
direction, a place we do not wish to visit right now)
Note that the derivative with respect to i (the definition of derivative taken
loosely) is pi. Pi is one of the fundamental constants of nature, occurring
throughout the expanding sphere of our universe. It is this constant which
gives the church its unmoving support; a base from which we grow. Pi goes on
forever, never repeating itself, always unique, just like the minds of those
who are enlightened by the REAL holy value. Pi is not a rational number, just
like those enlightened ones who know of the REAL holy value.
The derivative with respect to pi is i, otherwise known
as the square root of negative one; an imaginary number. Without
imagination, we are nothing. It is this part of the REAL holy value
which gives its followers the potential for growth and expansion;
for with imagination, anything is possible.